The best (or worst) titles for country songs

  1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed
  2. Get Your Tongue Otta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
  3. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
  4. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
  5. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
  6. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
  7. I Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2
  8. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
  9. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run, So I Figure We Got An Even Deal
  10. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
  11. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
  12. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
  13. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
  14. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite
  15. I'm So Miser'ble Without You, It's Like Having You Here
  16. I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back While I Cry Over You
  17. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
  18. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
  19. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
  20. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
  21. Please Bypass this Heart
  22. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
  23. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly