Children's Books You'll Never See:

• "You Were an Accident"
• "Strangers Have the Best Candy"
• "The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
• "Some Kittens Can Fly!"
• "How to Dress Sexy for Grownups"
• "Grandma's dead and rotting"
• "Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
• "All Dogs Go to Hell"
• "The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"
• "Bi-Curious George"
• "Horton Hears a Ho"
• "When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It"
• "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"
• "What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"
• "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"
• "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
• "You Are Different and That's Bad"