Badger the witness Bash the bishop Baste the turkey Beat up shorty Beef-strokin'-off Burp the worm Choke the chicken Clean your Rifle Clear the snorkel Date Pamela Handerson Drain the dragon Drill for oil Exorcise your demons Fiddle the ferret Fight with Tarzan Five knuckle shuffle Flog the dolphin Greeting Madam Palm and her 5 lovely daughters Groom the Wookie Jackin' the beanstalk Jerkin' the gherkin Manual Override Milk the one-uddered cow Onan's Olympics Our Gang Spanky Marathon Playing a Flute Solo Play some Pocket Billiards Pocket pool Polish the pewter Pulling your Taffy Rattle the one-eyed snake Say hello to Mr. Happy Shake hands with the one eyed milk man Shaking Hands with Mr. Goodwrench Slobbin' the Milosevich Squeeze a few rounds off on the pump action shotgun Squeeze the Charmin Stroke the salami Take matters in hand Taming the shrew Tease the weasel Tickle the pickle Twang your Magic Twanger Varnishing the Fencepost Visit the petting zoo Wax the Winnebago White water wristing Windsurf on Mt. Baldy Wrestle with the one-eyed monster