THE TOP 13 REJECTED MOTEL 6 SLOGANS:

• We're working on that smell thing.
• Because you deserve better than the back-seat of some car.
• As seen on "COPS."
• If We'd Known You Were Staying All Night, We'd Have Changed the Sheets.
• Not just for nooners anymore.
• We left off the 9, but you know it's there.
• Sure, you could stay someplace nicer, but then you wouldn't have money left over for a hooker.
• We'll leave out the Lysol for ya!
• Hey, we're not the Ritz, but just try bringing your secretary there on *your* salary, pal!
• We don't make the adultery. We make the adultery *better*.
• It's Hookerriffic!
• Official Lodging of the Dallas Cowboys
• We put the "Ho" in "Hotel" !