Top Reasons For Pope John Pauls's trip to Cuba

• Hot Latin Babes
• Reunion with Pope George Ringo
• Enjoy Miami at a fraction of the price
• One word: stogies
• Continue battle with Dr. Octopus
• Party like it's 1959
• Fleece devoted Catholics out of their lunch money
• Encourage Fidel to live until the millenium, assuring Nixon "Rookie of the Decade" in Hell.
• Abuse Papal Authority to score some smack
• Use infallibility power to win big on Jeopardo Cubano