English expressionChoking the chickenDumb bastard Hung like a hamster Homo Pussy lips Loose pussy Nympho Slipping her the salami Putting his foot in his mouth Doing it "doggie style" The ol' man-root On the rag Needed like a fish needs a bicycle Nipples Useless as tits on a bull |
Russian literally translatedStripping the tree-barkSo dumb he'd fuck an oak. Tickle-dick Butt-harness "Cuntryside"(Pun works in both languages) Big kettle Wet crevice Giving her the stick Farting into a puddle Doing it "lobster style" The ol' tree-trunk Displaying the flag Needed like a goat needs an accordion Electric buttons Useless as a pussy with an alarm clock |