Ten Scenes Cut from "Titanic" to cut running time
  • Right after the ship hits the iceberg, the Captain hits the First Mate over the head with his cap, saying "Gilligan, you idiot!"
  • Twenty passengers cling to Kate Winslet's butt for safety.
  • Crazy French skunk sneaks on board and tries to romance Rose's black cat, who rubbed against a freshly-painted white pole.
  • Sexy young Strom Thurmond is saved when his new friend, Sven, the handsome Swedish steward, heroically gives up his lifeboat seat.
  • Gopher, Isaac, and Doc escaping on a lifeboat with some stolen jewels and divorcees Karen Valentine, Connie Stevens and Charo.
  • Fearing theme song will "go on forever," Celine Dion's grandmother leaps from lifeboat to prevent her birth.
  • The evil fiance reveals that he's Jack's father and suggests they overthrow the Captain and rule the ship together as father and son.
  • Kathie Lee belting out, "If they could see me drown..."
  • Blooper in which Marlon Brando's "iceberg" makeup slips off.
  • Wanting his Scotch "on the rocks," Captain Hazelwood deliberately steers the ship into the 'berg to replenish his ice supply.